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"The entrance to the dungeon
is a moss covered door.
dungeon:(城堡內的)土牢, 地牢
moss:苔蘚; 地衣[C][U]
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"You manage to open it
only to find yourself
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"face-to-face with a hideous,
foul-smelling,
hideous:醜陋的; 可怕的; 駭人聽聞的
foul-smelling:臭氣
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moss-covered ogre."
ogre:食人魔鬼; 怪物
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What do you do?
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I say, "Hey, Ma,
what's for dinner?"
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Seventeen.
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The ogre is amused by your joke
and allows you to pass.
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By the way, I liked it, too.
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How go the wedding plans,
Howard?
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Great.
We spent five hours last night
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at Macy's registering for gifts.
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Looks like I'm finally going
to have
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that darling little earthenware
asparagus dish
earthenware:陶器; 土器[U]
asparagus:【植】蘆筍, 龍須菜, 石刁柏[U]
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I've always wanted.
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See, this is the good thing
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about having a girlfriend
9,000 miles away.
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I can spend my nights
doing whatever I want.
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You mean like playing nerd games
with us
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and then taking
a suspiciously long shower?
suspiciously:猜疑地; 疑心很深地
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Maybe.
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We enter the dungeon.
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You see a dragon.
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Really? So we're playing
Dungeons & Dragons
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and we walk into a dungeon
and see a dragon?
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Isn't that a little
on the nose?
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When you play Chutes and
Ladders, do you complain
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about all the chutes
and all the ladders?
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Are you gonna eat
that whole pie?
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Maybe. Why not?
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Who do I have in my life
to watch my figure for?
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Oh, God, did you watch
Bridget Jones again?
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No, it's just that
everybody's got someone.
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Sheldon's with Amy,
Howard's getting married,
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you're dating my sister.
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Now that Howard's
getting married,
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maybe he'll inflate one of
his old girlfriends for you.
inflate:使充氣; 使膨脹[(+with)]
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You know who I blame
for my loneliness?
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The United States of America.
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Your movies and your TV shows
promised streets paved
paved:鋪滿; 密佈[H][(+with)]
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with beautiful blonde women
with big bazongas.
bazongas:breasts
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Eat another pie,
you'll have your own bazongas.
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That's cruel.
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You know it goes
straight to my hips.
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Gentlemen, please focus.
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You're facing
a fire-breathing dragon.
fire-breathing:噴火
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I don't know if I want
to play anymore.
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Because you don't have
a girlfriend?
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Well, good Lord,
if that becomes a reason not
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to play Dungeons & Dragons, this
game's in serious trouble.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
53
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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The Big Bang Theory 5x03
The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
Original Air Date on September 29, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Now, I assume we use
this same wax later on
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to neaten up
each other's bikini regions.
neaten:整理
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Yeah, my bikini region
is fine.
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Who's shocked? I'm not.
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(giggles)
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So, Bernadette, how's the
wedding planning going?
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And I'm not asking
as a prospective bridesmaid.
prospective:預期的, 盼望中的; 未來的; 即將發生的[Z]...
bridesmaid:女儐相[C]
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Pick me! Pick me!
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We went cake-tasting yesterday.
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Raj came along.
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He cried and ate half
the samples.
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Oh, the poor guy's so lonely.
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We should set him up
with someone.
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You know, I met
a really cute girl at work.
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She's married to a guy
in one of our drug trials.
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Well, hello?
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She's married.
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Yeah, but her husband is in
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serious congestive
heart failure,
congestive:【醫】充血的
heart failure:心臟衰竭; 心臟麻痺; 心臟停跳
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and a little birdie told me
he's in the placebo group.
placebo:安慰劑; 寬心丸
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00:03:38,142 --> 00:03:40,610
Okay, so future
grief-stricken widow
grief-stricken:極度悲傷的
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is the one to beat.
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Are we ready to order?
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One moment.
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I'm conducting
an experiment.
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With Dungeons
& Dragons dice?
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Yes. From here on in,
I've decided
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to make all trivial decisions
with a throw of the dice,
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thus freeing up my mind
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do what it does best--
enlighten and amaze.
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Page 14,
item seven.
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So, what's for dinner?
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A side of corn
succotash.
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Hmm. Interesting.
95
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Um, Howard, can I see you
for a minute, please?
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I don't want to show any more
of your friends
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how I can fit
in the booster seats.
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Uh, no, that's not it.
Just come with me, please.
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Let's see what I'll be washing
that succotash down with.
succotash:【美】豆煮玉米
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A pitcher of margaritas.
pitcher:大水罐, 水壺
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Do you really want that?
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That's the great thing.
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It doesn't matter.
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My mind is freed up to think
about more important things.
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What's it thinking
about now?
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Hamburgers and lemonade.
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Um, Raj, there's someone
I want you to meet.
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This is my friend Emily.
I know her from my spin class.
spin:【美】【俚】跳舞
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Raj, relax.
She can't hear you. She's deaf.
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Emily, this is
our friend Raj.
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Oh!
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Look at you guys
just hitting it off.
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I am so good.
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Hi.
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She says, "It's
nice to meet you""
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Does she really mean that
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or was she signing it
sarcastically?
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Raj says it's nice
to meet you, too.
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She says she has to go
back to her family,
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but Penny has her
number if you want
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to text her and
get together.
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Okay, I'm going to play it cool.
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Tell her,
"Maybe. Whatever, babe."
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He'll text you.
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Look at that. I have a date.
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I love America again.
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And now for dessert...
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Come on, hot fudge sundae,
come on, hot fudge sundae.
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Bam!
That's what I'm talking about!
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Okay, as soon
as she gets here,
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so she knows
I'm cool with it,
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I'm going to make a joke
about her being deaf.
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I was thinking, "Hey,
did you hear the one about...?
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Oh, no, I bet you didn't."
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Maybe we should revisit
your lonely fat guy plan.
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Oh, she's here.
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No joke.
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She says she's sorry
she's late.
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Tell her
it doesn't matter.
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Tell her, her eyes shimmer
like opalescent lilies
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in the lake of the palace
of the celestial maidens.
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Really?
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That's the first thing
you want to say?
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00:07:01,897 --> 00:07:03,646
I worked on it all night.
Use it.
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00:07:03,648 --> 00:07:05,732
Look, I don't know the
sign for opalescent.
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00:07:05,734 --> 00:07:06,866
Then spell it.
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00:07:06,868 --> 00:07:08,234
I don't know how to spell it.
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You're blowing this for me!
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He likes your eyes.
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00:07:13,742 --> 00:07:16,192
You're making me sound
like a caveman.
caveman:史前石器時代的穴居人
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She says, "Thank you.
You have nice eyes, too."
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Really? Ask her how many
children she wants,
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and whatever number she says,
say, "Me, too."
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No.
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Fine. Tell her I have a deep,
sexy voice
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like James Earl Jones.
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She doesn't know what James
Earl Jones sounds like.
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Great.
Then she won't know I'm lying.
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Let's see, what else
can I tell you about me
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that would make you
like me?
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Ooh, I love music.
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Do you love music?
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You really want
to ask her that?
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You're right.
Everyone loves music.
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She says, "Do you play
an instrument?"
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No,
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00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:10,430
but when I was
six years old,
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I tried to start
a boy band called
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Frankie Goes
to Bollywood.
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00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:20,590
But I couldn't get
any other boys to join,
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so my parents asked
the servants
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to be my backup dancers.
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Wait, when you sign
"servants,"
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don't sign it
like I'm bragging.
brag:吹牛, 自吹, 自誇[(+about/of)]
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Sign it in a way
that I sound humble
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with just a hint of
"That's right, I had servants."
servant:僕人, 佣人, 雇工
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Do you hear yourself
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Yes, but she doesn't.
So get signing, hand monkey.
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I think I wrote a letter
to Santa Claus every day.
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And then on Christmas morning,
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under the tree is
a little puppy
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with a red ribbon.
ribbon:緞帶; 絲帶; 飾帶[U][C]
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(chuckles)
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What are you doing?
185
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Texting Bernadette that
I'm gonna be late.
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00:09:01,464 --> 00:09:02,648
Dude, what is she saying?
187
00:09:02,650 --> 00:09:04,517
It's a funny story
about a puppy.
188
00:09:04,519 --> 00:09:06,135
Just smile and laugh.
189
00:09:06,137 --> 00:09:07,820
(chuckles)
190
00:09:08,738 --> 00:09:10,739
- Quick, quick, stop smiling.
- What? Why?
191
00:09:10,741 --> 00:09:12,942
The puppy died-- it
choked on a doll head.
192
00:09:12,944 --> 00:09:14,527
Sad face, sad face!
193
00:09:17,614 --> 00:09:19,865
It's a little hard
to see with the city lights,
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00:09:19,867 --> 00:09:23,485
but that W-shaped constellation
is Cassiopeia.
constellation:星座; 星座區域[C]
Cassiopeia:【天】仙后座
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00:09:23,487 --> 00:09:26,655
And she was the mother
of Andromeda who's over there.
Andromeda:【天】仙女座
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00:09:27,924 --> 00:09:30,876
Look, pretty stars.
197
00:09:33,513 --> 00:09:36,999
This is her car.
198
00:09:37,001 --> 00:09:38,551
She hopes she can see you again
sometime.
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00:09:38,553 --> 00:09:40,302
Good, good.
200
00:09:40,304 --> 00:09:41,937
Oh, boy,
201
00:09:41,939 --> 00:09:42,888
help me out here.
202
00:09:42,890 --> 00:09:44,673
Does she want me
to kiss her or not?
203
00:09:44,675 --> 00:09:47,342
I speak sign language,
I don't read minds.
204
00:09:47,344 --> 00:09:48,561
If you were me,
would you kiss her?
205
00:09:48,563 --> 00:09:51,013
Yeah, but I'm a make out king.
206
00:10:00,657 --> 00:10:04,193
I was so smooth
on that date.
207
00:10:04,195 --> 00:10:06,712
You? I made
you smooth.
208
00:10:06,714 --> 00:10:08,080
You were an idiot.
209
00:10:08,082 --> 00:10:09,548
Whatever, dude.
She kissed me.
210
00:10:09,550 --> 00:10:11,133
It might've been
on your lips,
211
00:10:11,135 --> 00:10:12,418
but it was my kiss.
212
00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:14,887
Oh, fine. Let's agree
she kissed both of us.
213
00:10:16,590 --> 00:10:18,207
Okay.
214
00:10:23,771 --> 00:10:26,522
Mustache is looking good
there, Sheldon.
Mustache:髭, 小鬍子
215
00:10:29,581 --> 00:10:31,132
Don't thank me.
Thank the dice.
216
00:10:31,134 --> 00:10:34,585
They told me what percentage
of my face to shave.
217
00:10:34,587 --> 00:10:36,387
Why are you still doing this?
218
00:10:36,389 --> 00:10:37,838
Because it's working.
219
00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,473
In the past few weeks,
220
00:10:39,475 --> 00:10:41,342
unburdened by
trivial decisions,
221
00:10:41,344 --> 00:10:43,177
I've co-authored
two papers
222
00:10:43,179 --> 00:10:44,261
in notable peer-reviewed
journals,
223
00:10:44,263 --> 00:10:46,981
and I'm close to
figuring out why
224
00:10:46,983 --> 00:10:48,399
the Large Hadron
Collider has yet
Hadron:【物】強子(由物質粒子的虧子所組成)
Collider:對撞機
225
00:10:48,401 --> 00:10:50,684
to isolate the Higgs
boson particle.
Higgs boson:希格斯玻色子
particle:微粒; 顆粒[(+of)]
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00:10:50,686 --> 00:10:53,053
You left out,
got chafed testicles
227
00:10:53,055 --> 00:10:55,656
because you no longer
wear underpants.
228
00:10:58,393 --> 00:11:01,562
The dice giveth
and the dice taketh away.
229
00:11:03,231 --> 00:11:05,166
Is Raj out
with Emily again?
230
00:11:05,168 --> 00:11:07,168
Yeah, every night
for the last month.
231
00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:09,253
Wow, can't believe
he has a girlfriend.
232
00:11:11,089 --> 00:11:12,623
Me neither.
233
00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:16,910
Here's some other fun news
on the Raj/Emily front.
234
00:11:16,912 --> 00:11:20,347
He gave her a pair of diamond
earrings and leased her a car.
235
00:11:20,349 --> 00:11:21,765
You're kidding.
236
00:11:21,767 --> 00:11:23,717
You think she's taking
advantage of him?
237
00:11:23,719 --> 00:11:24,935
Oh, of course not.
238
00:11:24,937 --> 00:11:26,637
She wouldn't do
something like that.
239
00:11:26,639 --> 00:11:28,355
She's deaf.
240
00:11:30,225 --> 00:11:33,310
Deaf women can't be
gold diggers?
241
00:11:33,312 --> 00:11:35,396
Handicapped people
are nice, Leonard.
242
00:11:35,398 --> 00:11:37,698
Everyone knows that.
243
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:41,735
Yeah, I actually
have information about Raj
244
00:11:41,737 --> 00:11:43,821
that would be helpful
with this discussion.
245
00:11:47,492 --> 00:11:50,544
Could you tell us?
246
00:11:50,546 --> 00:11:52,746
Let's see.
247
00:11:54,633 --> 00:11:56,800
Snake eyes. Sorry, bud.
248
00:11:58,003 --> 00:11:59,336
Wait, hang on.
249
00:11:59,338 --> 00:12:00,721
Doubles.
Roll again.
250
00:12:03,675 --> 00:12:05,342
Okay, get this.
251
00:12:07,262 --> 00:12:09,563
It doesn't matter if
he's showering her with gifts,
shower:大量地給予; 傾注[(+on/with)]
252
00:12:09,565 --> 00:12:12,799
because the Koothrappalis
are vastly wealthy.
253
00:12:13,652 --> 00:12:15,019
What do you mean
"vastly wealthy"?
254
00:12:15,021 --> 00:12:17,321
Well, "wealthy" means
a lot of money.
255
00:12:17,323 --> 00:12:18,522
"Vastly" means even more.
256
00:12:18,524 --> 00:12:20,858
I'm not sure
what's tripping you up.
257
00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:24,028
Look, I know they have money.
I don't think it's that much.
258
00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:25,312
No, you're wrong.
259
00:12:25,314 --> 00:12:27,981
As you know, a few years ago,
I achieved one of
260
00:12:27,983 --> 00:12:30,618
my lesser dreams
and became a notary public.
notary public:公證人(之全名稱)
261
00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:32,086
Well, from
time to time,
262
00:12:32,088 --> 00:12:35,623
I notarize
banking documents for Raj.
notarize:對...公證
263
00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:40,327
The Koothrappalis aren't just
rich, they're Richie Rich rich.
264
00:12:41,546 --> 00:12:43,464
Well, so how much is that?
265
00:12:43,466 --> 00:12:47,218
About halfway between
Bruce Wayne and Scrooge McDuck.
266
00:12:48,103 --> 00:12:49,069
What the hell?
267
00:12:49,071 --> 00:12:50,688
The last time
we went to the zoo,
268
00:12:50,690 --> 00:12:53,357
that son of a bitch
made me buy him a churro.
269
00:12:53,359 --> 00:12:55,893
Listen, guys, I'm sorry,
I don't mean to be rude,
270
00:12:55,895 --> 00:12:59,480
but I need to go call Raj's
sister, who I love so much.
271
00:13:00,982 --> 00:13:03,867
So vastly much.
272
00:13:05,704 --> 00:13:10,708
Okay, so he's got money,
and it's a few gifts and a car.
273
00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:12,793
And she got him to pay off
all her credit cards.
pay off:清償
274
00:13:12,795 --> 00:13:15,696
What? He paid off
her credit cards?
275
00:13:15,698 --> 00:13:18,632
Damn it, I could've dated Raj
for a couple months.
276
00:13:20,218 --> 00:13:22,469
But I-I wouldn't have, because
I'm not that kind of girl.
277
00:13:22,471 --> 00:13:24,305
We should really talk to Raj.
278
00:13:24,307 --> 00:13:27,141
He's not going to listen,
he's in love.
279
00:13:27,143 --> 00:13:28,842
Can't figure out what to do?
280
00:13:28,844 --> 00:13:31,061
I remember those days.
281
00:13:31,063 --> 00:13:34,398
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to...
282
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,483
stay right here.
283
00:13:39,604 --> 00:13:41,238
Yeah, this is a bad idea.
284
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:42,439
- We should go.
- No.
285
00:13:42,441 --> 00:13:44,074
I'm the one that
introduced him to her.
286
00:13:44,076 --> 00:13:45,609
I've got to
say something.
287
00:13:48,446 --> 00:13:50,080
Wow.
288
00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:53,900
You're engaged
to my friend.
289
00:13:53,902 --> 00:13:56,236
Hey, Bernadette doesn't mind
where I get my motor running,
290
00:13:56,238 --> 00:13:59,406
as long as I park
in the right garage.
291
00:14:01,543 --> 00:14:04,244
I can't believe
you're engaged to my friend.
292
00:14:06,047 --> 00:14:07,831
(whispers):
Oh, here she comes.
293
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:10,234
Smart. Whisper so the deaf chick
can't hear you.
294
00:14:14,973 --> 00:14:16,006
Hi.
295
00:14:16,008 --> 00:14:17,691
Oh, hey, hi.
296
00:14:17,693 --> 00:14:18,776
Nice to see you.
297
00:14:18,778 --> 00:14:22,112
Um, can we talk
to you about Raj?
298
00:14:23,248 --> 00:14:24,782
She says, "Sure,
what about him""
299
00:14:24,784 --> 00:14:27,368
Okay, um, gosh,
how do I start?
300
00:14:27,370 --> 00:14:31,104
Um, see, Raj is
kind of naive.
301
00:14:31,106 --> 00:14:33,540
I mean, he hasn't dated
a whole lot of women.
302
00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:37,411
And I'm concerned that,
without meaning to,
303
00:14:37,413 --> 00:14:38,962
you might be
taking advantage of him.
304
00:14:38,964 --> 00:14:41,615
You know, by letting him buy you
a bunch of expensive things.
305
00:14:41,617 --> 00:14:42,716
And I-I...
306
00:14:42,718 --> 00:14:44,468
Howard, focus.
307
00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:45,836
Tell her what I'm saying.
308
00:14:45,838 --> 00:14:46,837
Right.
309
00:14:46,839 --> 00:14:48,639
Are you a gold digger or not?
310
00:14:50,709 --> 00:14:52,509
Oh, uh, something,
something,
311
00:14:52,511 --> 00:14:54,411
who the something do
you think you are?
312
00:14:54,413 --> 00:14:55,979
Mind your own
something business
313
00:14:55,981 --> 00:14:58,682
and go something
yourself.
314
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,351
(chuckles):
Oh.
315
00:15:00,353 --> 00:15:02,736
Wait, I got
this now.
316
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,973
I'm so mad at you!
317
00:15:06,975 --> 00:15:08,108
Okay, wait...
318
00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:10,077
How dare you ambush my
girlfriend at the gym!
ambush:埋伏; 伏擊[U][C]
319
00:15:10,079 --> 00:15:11,745
We didn't mean
for it to be an ambush.
320
00:15:11,747 --> 00:15:15,582
Just, it's kind of impossible
not to sneak up on deaf people.
321
00:15:15,584 --> 00:15:19,253
And hey, since when
are you so chatty?
322
00:15:19,255 --> 00:15:20,487
I'm hammered.
323
00:15:20,489 --> 00:15:21,955
Raj, come here.
324
00:15:21,957 --> 00:15:24,875
This girl is trouble.
325
00:15:24,877 --> 00:15:26,593
I mean, what kind of
relationship is it
326
00:15:26,595 --> 00:15:29,129
where you buy her gifts
and she gives you sex?
327
00:15:29,131 --> 00:15:31,932
The best one I ever had!
328
00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:34,268
Okay, come on.
329
00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:35,803
You know you
can do better.
330
00:15:35,805 --> 00:15:38,338
Aha.
331
00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:39,973
I see what's going on here.
332
00:15:39,975 --> 00:15:43,060
You and I had
our crazy night together,
333
00:15:43,062 --> 00:15:45,813
and now you can't stand
to see me with another woman.
334
00:15:45,815 --> 00:15:47,698
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- It's okay.
335
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,433
I can't get mad
at your feelings.
336
00:15:49,435 --> 00:15:50,701
I don't have feelings.
337
00:15:50,703 --> 00:15:51,685
Yeah, that's good.
338
00:15:51,687 --> 00:15:53,787
Keep telling
yourself that.
339
00:15:54,706 --> 00:15:57,624
He is cuter
now that I know he's rich.
340
00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:04,197
I have a surprise
for you.
341
00:16:04,199 --> 00:16:05,466
Cover your eyes.
342
00:16:07,385 --> 00:16:09,753
Open them.
343
00:16:19,097 --> 00:16:21,348
It's a real ruby.
344
00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:24,151
It was a little
expensive,
345
00:16:24,153 --> 00:16:28,021
but no one can put
a price on love.
346
00:16:28,023 --> 00:16:31,492
Although, the people at Cartier
took a pretty good shot at it.
347
00:16:33,361 --> 00:16:35,529
(Skype ringtone playing)
348
00:16:38,116 --> 00:16:39,416
Oh, Mummy, Daddy.
349
00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:40,784
What a nice surprise.
350
00:16:40,786 --> 00:16:44,471
No, it's not a nice surprise,
it's a bad surprise.
351
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,573
Penny called us.
352
00:16:46,575 --> 00:16:47,674
Penny?
353
00:16:47,676 --> 00:16:49,059
She told us
you're spending all our money
354
00:16:49,061 --> 00:16:50,227
on your new girlfriend.
355
00:16:50,995 --> 00:16:53,597
I just got her a
couple of things.
356
00:16:53,599 --> 00:16:55,782
She gives me things, too.
357
00:16:55,784 --> 00:16:56,967
Yeah, yeah, I'm
a gynecologist.
358
00:16:56,969 --> 00:16:59,670
I know exactly
what she gives you.
359
00:17:00,772 --> 00:17:04,107
You need to find a nice
Indian girl from a good family.
360
00:17:04,109 --> 00:17:06,426
If you keep seeing this woman,
you're cut off.
361
00:17:06,428 --> 00:17:09,413
What? You're going to make me
choose between the woman I love
362
00:17:09,415 --> 00:17:13,484
and the money I... have
very strong feelings for?
363
00:17:13,486 --> 00:17:15,452
It's up to you.
364
00:17:16,855 --> 00:17:19,389
Well, I choose love.
365
00:17:19,391 --> 00:17:21,074
(scoffs)
You're an idiot.
366
00:17:23,211 --> 00:17:25,412
Love doesn't last.
367
00:17:31,452 --> 00:17:35,055
Well, he's going to
find out eventually.
368
00:17:35,057 --> 00:17:36,557
Think about it.
369
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:46,483
My parents are making me
choose between money and you.
370
00:17:46,485 --> 00:17:48,852
I choose you.
371
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:54,107
No, I think we'll have
to return the car.
372
00:17:55,243 --> 00:17:57,494
And that necklace,
yeah, that, too.
373
00:17:57,496 --> 00:17:59,663
But none of those
things matter,
374
00:17:59,665 --> 00:18:02,366
because we have
something better.
375
00:18:02,368 --> 00:18:04,484
We have love.
376
00:18:13,928 --> 00:18:17,698
Oh, Penny, I
hurt so bad.
377
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,299
I know, I know.
378
00:18:19,301 --> 00:18:21,301
Sometimes I put
the TV on mute
379
00:18:21,303 --> 00:18:23,520
just to pretend
she's still with me.
380
00:18:29,644 --> 00:18:33,363
But I can't watch the closed
captioning without crying.
381
00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:37,851
Oh, I'm so sorry.
382
00:18:37,853 --> 00:18:39,853
I wish I could
make you feel better.
383
00:18:39,855 --> 00:18:41,572
Seriously?
384
00:18:41,574 --> 00:18:43,707
I'm heartbroken and
you're hitting on me?
385
00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:45,409
What?! No!
386
00:18:45,411 --> 00:18:47,911
Look, Penny,
you're great,
387
00:18:47,913 --> 00:18:50,130
but I had a long talk
with my parents,
388
00:18:50,132 --> 00:18:53,917
and they said if I date an
Indian girl, I get a Maserati.
389
00:19:00,219 --> 00:19:00,985
Mmm.
390
00:19:00,986 --> 00:19:02,186
Oh, cheesecake,
391
00:19:02,188 --> 00:19:03,720
you're just as good as a woman,
392
00:19:03,722 --> 00:19:05,656
even though I can't
have sex with you.
393
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,660
Try throwing it in the microwave
for a few seconds.
394
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:17,868
Should I use the rest room
or wait until we get home?
395
00:19:17,870 --> 00:19:20,587
Come on, papa needs
to void his bladder.
396
00:19:20,589 --> 00:19:23,674
Oh, that's not what you want
to see after three buttermilks.
397
00:19:25,093 --> 00:19:26,260
Here you go, boys.
398
00:19:26,262 --> 00:19:28,078
I'll pick it up
when you're ready.
399
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,429
Thanks for dinner,
buddy.
400
00:19:29,431 --> 00:19:31,215
Yeah, real big of you.
401
00:19:31,217 --> 00:19:33,200
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
402
00:19:34,144 --> 00:19:35,293
Oh, and don't cheap
out on the tip.
403
00:19:35,295 --> 00:19:36,711
We all know
you're loaded now.
404
00:19:36,713 --> 00:19:40,713
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