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Who wants the
last dumpling?
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Ooh, me!
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Penny, a moment.
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We just had Thai food.
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In that culture,
the last morsel is called
morsel:(食物的)一口, 一片[C][(+of)]
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the "greng jie" piece,
and it is reserved for
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the most important
and valued member of the group.
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Thank you all
for this high honor.
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I've seen pictures
of your mother; keep eating.
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All right, honey, if we're gonna
make the movie, we should go.
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This may be hard
for you to hear,
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but when I say "honey,"
I mean my fiancée.
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Yeah, well, now it means her.
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It's okay if he
wants to come.
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Fine. But next time,
we get a sitter.
sitter:代人臨時照看孩子的人
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All right, I got to go to work.
I'll walk down with you.
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Wait.
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Which is closer to the new
train store in Monrovia,
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the movie theater
or The Cheesecake Factory?
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Neither of them are close.
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Oh, well, then I guess
it doesn't matter which one
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of you drives me.
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Let's play a fun guessing game
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to see who gets to take me.
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All right, this four-letter word
describes either
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a printer's type size
or a compulsion to eat dirt.
compulsion:(被)強迫, (被)強制[U][+to-v...
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Okay, I'm not driving him.
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Penny, don't give up,
you can get this.
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Aren't you going
with Sheldon?
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No, I have no interest
in model trains,
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stores that sell them, nor
their heartbreaking clientele.
clientele:(總稱)訴訟委託人; 顧客
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Oh.
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Well, I have
some work to do, so...
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I can't imagine
that would disturb me.
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Carry on.
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Okay.
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Wouldn't you be
more comfortable at home?
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Not really, no.
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All righty then.
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Guess I'll just
get started.
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Leonard, please. I don't need
the running commentary.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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The Big Bang Theory 5x03
The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
Original Air Date on September 29, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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(sighs softly)
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- Amy?
- Yo.
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You okay?
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Oh, sure.
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I thought you were reading.
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I was.
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Now I'm thinking about
what I read.
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You all right, Leonard?
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You seem very uncomfortable.
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I-I'm fine.
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Should I go?
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I've been told sometimes
I overstay my welcome.
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Wha... who told you that?
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Well, most recently
my gynecologist.
gynecologist:婦科醫生
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Well, you stay
as long as you'd like.
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I'm glad to hear you say that,
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because I'm having
a wonderful time.
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(chuckles)
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I said the same thing
to my gynecologist.
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What are you going to get
at the train store, Sheldon?
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Oh, I'm not
buying anything.
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They're having a lecture.
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"H-O gauge railroading.
gauge:標準尺寸, 標準規格[U][C]
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Half the size of O-gauge,
but twice the fun."
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Very controversial topic.
controversial:爭論的; 可疑的
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Which side do you come down on?
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I'll let you know after tonight.
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Unlike some people,
I'm going in with an open mind.
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Who am I kidding?
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Of course we all know
it's O-gauge or no gauge.
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Can you believe grown men sit
around and play with toy trains?
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That's pretty big talk
for a man
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with a closet full of magic
tricks at his mother's house.
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First of all, they're not
tricks, they're illusions.
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And...
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secondly, when we get
married, they're all going up
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in the attic so you can have
that closet for clothes.
attic:頂樓, 閣樓; 頂樓房間[C]
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Why would I keep clothes
at your mother's house?
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Well, don't think
of it that way.
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Once we move in,
it'll be our house.
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Is she moving out?
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Why would
she move out?
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It's her house.
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Hang on.
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You seriously think I'm going
to live with your mother?
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Howard, I think
I can help here.
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Yes, Bernadette,
that's exactly what he thinks.
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Why not?
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It's a great house,
plenty of room,
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and if we have kids,
Mom's there to help.
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You know, en she tells "The
Three Little Pigs" story,
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she actually has hair
on her chinny-chin-chin.
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I'm not gonna live
with your mother.
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Not now, not ever.
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Wow, someone obviously
has some mommy issues.
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Raj, take me home.
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Don't listen to her.
Go to the movie theater.
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Take me home now.
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Movie theater!
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(groans)
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Okay, everybody
calm down.
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There is a simple
solution here.
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Raj, take me to the train store,
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and then I don't care
what you people do.
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How was your shower?
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It was good, good.
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Just out of curiosity, what time
do you usually go to bed?
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Oh, I'm up all night.
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I'm like a possum.
possum:【動】負鼠
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Boy, you were not liked
in high school, were you?
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Not really.
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- Is that my yearbook?
- Mm-hmm.
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"Dear Leonard,
you're really good at science.
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Maybe one day you'll come up
with a cure for being a dork."
dork:【俚】呆子, 笨蛋
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Well, it wasn't spray-painting
a lightning bolt
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on my briefcase,
I can tell you that.
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If it makes you feel any better,
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the only person who signed
my yearbook was my mother.
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- Aw.
- "Dear Amy,
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"Self-respect and a hymen
are better than friends and fun.
hymen:【解】處女膜
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Love, Mom."
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Well, you can add
Jerry's Junction
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to the list of train stores
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Sheldon Cooper will never
set foot in again.
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Rough night, Casey Jones?
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You don't know
the half of it.
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It was billed
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as a lively give-and-take on
the merits of model train sizes.
give-and-take:交談, 意見交換
merits:長處, 優點[C]
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But it was actually a setup
to intimidate
intimidate:威嚇; 脅迫
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weak-minded spineless rubes
into buying H-O starter sets.
spineless:沒有骨氣的; 懦弱的
rubes:【美】【口】(初到城市的)鄉巴佬, 土包子
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What's in the bag?
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00:07:01,470 --> 00:07:04,888
I don't want to talk about it.
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But it's not a spine,
I'll tell you that.
spine:骨氣, 勇氣[U], 脊柱, 脊椎[C]
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Well, I had a delightful
evening, Leonard.
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We should do this
again sometime.
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Ah, sure.
That'd be nice.
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Glad to hear it.
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I need someone to accompany me
to the wedding
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of Dr. Moranelli
and Dr. Gustufson this Friday.
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They're kind of
the Brad and Angelina
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of the primatology department.
primatology:靈長類動物學
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Wouldn't you rather
bring Sheldon?
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I would, but the last wedding
we went to was a disaster.
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He behaved like a child
the entire time.
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Not my fault.
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You said there'd be
other scientists there my age.
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Doesn't matter.
You're out, he's in.
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No date to the prom,
two dates to a wedding.
promenade:【美】(高中或大學畢業前夕舉辦的正式)舞會(簡稱prom)
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Hmm, how times change.
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(singsongy): Ha-ha, you have
to go to a wedding.
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(doorbell rings)
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WOLOWITZ:
I'll get it!
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Could you get it?!
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I just said
I'm getting it!
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Fine, I'll get it!
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00:08:01,396 --> 00:08:04,030
I got it!
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00:08:04,865 --> 00:08:06,616
Oh, hi.
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00:08:06,618 --> 00:08:07,867
Hey.
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00:08:07,869 --> 00:08:09,336
I don't want to fight.
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00:08:09,338 --> 00:08:11,454
I was just surprised
when you sprung
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the whole living-with-your-mom
stuff on me.
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00:08:13,342 --> 00:08:17,761
Yeah, well, I'm sorry I
didn't run it by you first.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: I don't know who
you're talking to,
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but in or out!
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We don't need bugs!
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The bugs
only come here
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because you're
their queen!
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Listen, how about this.
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Before we make any
kind of decision
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about where we live,
we have a trial run.
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Stay here for a weekend,
see what it's like.
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And your mom would be
okay with that?
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Sure she would.
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00:08:42,988 --> 00:08:45,605
Ma, do you mind if Bernadette
stays here this weekend?!
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: Hey, if she's willing to
give the milk away for free,
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who am I to say no?!
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00:08:52,747 --> 00:08:55,582
See? She's
good with it.
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00:08:55,584 --> 00:08:58,117
MRS. WOLOWITZ: Frankly, after all
your sleepovers
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with the little brown boy,
a girl is a big relief!
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00:09:13,474 --> 00:09:16,677
All these years,
I've been so wrong.
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The tinier the train,
the more concentrated the fun.
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You're a brain scientist.
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Can you explain to me
why a brilliant man
195
00:09:28,557 --> 00:09:29,889
likes playing
with toy trains?
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00:09:29,891 --> 00:09:32,576
Not without cutting
his head open, no.
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00:09:34,078 --> 00:09:36,496
How about making my
eyes like Cleopatra?
Cleopatra:克利歐佩特拉(古埃及豔后)
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Really? For a wedding?
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Perhaps you're right.
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00:09:39,785 --> 00:09:41,401
My cheekbones and
beckoning pelvis
beckoning:吸引; 引誘
pelvis:【解】骨盆
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already have a certain "hello
sailor" quality to them.
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Ready.
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00:09:46,925 --> 00:09:49,426
Aw.
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00:09:49,428 --> 00:09:51,211
So handsome.
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00:09:51,213 --> 00:09:53,346
Like James Bond.
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He's better than James Bond,
because he's tinier.
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00:09:58,136 --> 00:10:00,704
I got you this
to give to me.
208
00:10:00,706 --> 00:10:03,940
Oh, sweetie,
guests don't normally
209
00:10:03,942 --> 00:10:05,442
wear corsages to a wedding.
corsages:胸前花飾
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00:10:05,444 --> 00:10:06,977
That's more of a prom thing.
211
00:10:06,979 --> 00:10:08,195
I never went to my prom.
212
00:10:08,197 --> 00:10:09,946
My mom paid my cousin
to take me,
213
00:10:09,948 --> 00:10:13,033
but he just used the money
to buy drugs.
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00:10:13,035 --> 00:10:15,652
Put the corsage on her.
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00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:24,795
When you're done copping a
feel, that goes on my wrist.
216
00:10:27,948 --> 00:10:29,483
(high-pitched):
All aboard!
217
00:10:29,485 --> 00:10:32,135
Woo-woo!
218
00:10:32,137 --> 00:10:33,837
(normal voice):
It's official.
219
00:10:33,839 --> 00:10:36,223
I'm an H-O trainiac.
220
00:10:39,293 --> 00:10:42,295
So, dinner
went nice.
221
00:10:42,297 --> 00:10:44,147
Yeah. Yeah, I guess.
222
00:10:44,149 --> 00:10:48,935
Does your mother always
cut your meat for you?
223
00:10:48,937 --> 00:10:52,272
Only when it's fatty.
224
00:10:53,608 --> 00:10:55,192
Well, don't be jealous, babe.
225
00:10:55,194 --> 00:10:57,577
Someday you'll get to cut it
for me.
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00:10:57,579 --> 00:10:59,579
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Bernadette!
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00:10:59,581 --> 00:11:03,416
I found the extra head for the
Waterpik if you want to use it!
Waterpik:噴水潔齒器(商品名)
228
00:11:03,418 --> 00:11:05,752
I'm okay, Mrs. Wolowitz.
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00:11:05,754 --> 00:11:06,986
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
You sure?!
230
00:11:06,988 --> 00:11:10,590
I just squirted half a
brisket outta my teeth!
squirted:噴射, 注射
231
00:11:10,592 --> 00:11:13,426
Hey, Ma, how about
a little privacy?!
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00:11:13,428 --> 00:11:15,662
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Oh, I know what that means!
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00:11:15,664 --> 00:11:17,464
Hubba-hubba!
234
00:11:17,466 --> 00:11:19,666
Oh, God.
235
00:11:19,668 --> 00:11:21,802
Relax, it'll be fine.
236
00:11:21,804 --> 00:11:23,436
Okay.
237
00:11:23,438 --> 00:11:26,139
MRS. WOLOWITZ: Let me know when
you're done canoodling!
canoodling:愛撫
238
00:11:26,141 --> 00:11:28,441
Mommy needs a foot rub!
239
00:11:32,063 --> 00:11:34,331
♪ ♪
240
00:11:45,076 --> 00:11:46,877
Would you like to dance?
241
00:11:46,879 --> 00:11:48,295
No, thank you.
242
00:11:48,297 --> 00:11:50,463
I'm really not
much of a dancer.
243
00:11:51,332 --> 00:11:53,333
You're not exactly
winning any trophies
trophies:戰利品; 勝利紀念品; 獎品[C]
244
00:11:53,335 --> 00:11:55,385
as a conversationalist, either.
245
00:11:57,555 --> 00:12:00,006
I'm sorry.
246
00:12:00,008 --> 00:12:01,541
The bride and groom
seem happy.
247
00:12:01,543 --> 00:12:03,376
AMY:
Why shouldn't they be?
248
00:12:03,378 --> 00:12:04,978
They have a feverish night of
249
00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:07,097
socially-approved
copulation ahead of them.
copulation:交配; 交尾
250
00:12:09,183 --> 00:12:11,434
In some cultures, we'd stand
outside of their bedroom
251
00:12:11,436 --> 00:12:13,403
cheering as they
achieved orgasm.
orgasm:性高潮
252
00:12:13,405 --> 00:12:15,722
That sounds like
a late night,
253
00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:18,608
and I have work in
the morning, so...
254
00:12:18,610 --> 00:12:20,894
Leonard, you may
not have noticed,
255
00:12:20,896 --> 00:12:23,363
but I am being
a delight here.
256
00:12:24,549 --> 00:12:26,900
And you're not holding up
your end of the evening.
257
00:12:26,902 --> 00:12:29,502
Oh, sorry. This wedding
just reminds me
258
00:12:29,504 --> 00:12:33,123
of my kinda-sorta girlfriend
9,000 miles away.
259
00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:35,909
I have a kinda-sorta boyfriend
who's playing with a model train
260
00:12:35,911 --> 00:12:38,845
right now, you don't hear me
bitching about it.
261
00:12:42,183 --> 00:12:44,250
Leonard, a word of advice--
moody self-obsession
262
00:12:44,252 --> 00:12:46,636
is only attractive in men
who can play guitar
263
00:12:46,638 --> 00:12:48,972
and are considerably
taller than you.
264
00:12:48,974 --> 00:12:50,674
I'm not moody.
265
00:12:50,676 --> 00:12:51,942
I'm fun.
266
00:12:51,944 --> 00:12:54,861
You have any evidence
to support that statement?
267
00:12:54,863 --> 00:12:57,697
Well, hey, I'm just as
much fun as you are.
268
00:12:57,699 --> 00:13:00,617
Really? Are you willing to draw
a mustache on your finger
269
00:13:00,619 --> 00:13:03,286
as a conversational icebreaker?
270
00:13:03,288 --> 00:13:06,239
I am.
271
00:13:08,042 --> 00:13:10,460
Okay, fine, what
do you suggest?
272
00:13:10,462 --> 00:13:12,445
♪ ♪
273
00:13:12,447 --> 00:13:14,280
We just had a lovely meal,
274
00:13:14,282 --> 00:13:18,051
the band... is on fire...
275
00:13:18,053 --> 00:13:20,119
and you're sitting
next to a beautiful woman
276
00:13:20,121 --> 00:13:21,838
wearing whorish makeup.
277
00:13:23,140 --> 00:13:25,124
Why don't we head out
on the dance floor
278
00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:27,560
and see if I can sweat
through these dress shields.
279
00:13:27,562 --> 00:13:31,047
Once again, I-I'm really
not much of a dancer.
280
00:13:31,049 --> 00:13:32,565
Don't worry...
281
00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:35,185
I'll lead.
282
00:13:35,187 --> 00:13:37,437
("The Chicken Dance" playing)
283
00:13:59,543 --> 00:14:02,762
(imitating lightsaber)
284
00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:07,133
Howard?
285
00:14:07,135 --> 00:14:09,886
(imitates lightsaber
turning off)
286
00:14:09,888 --> 00:14:11,521
Ready for bed?
287
00:14:11,523 --> 00:14:13,940
No. I need to brush my teeth,
but your moth's
288
00:14:13,942 --> 00:14:16,175
been in the bathroom
for, like, an hour.
289
00:14:16,177 --> 00:14:20,730
Oh. Yeah, she sometimes has problems
doing her business. Hang on.
290
00:14:20,732 --> 00:14:22,148
Ma, give up!
291
00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:25,118
Tonight's
not your night!
292
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,288
MRS. WOLOWITZ: You don't know that!
I just sat down!
293
00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:30,123
WOLOWITZ:
Come on, take a break!
294
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:32,275
Bernadette needs
to brush her teeth!
295
00:14:32,277 --> 00:14:34,310
MRS. WOLOWITZ: She can come in
and brush her teeth!
296
00:14:34,312 --> 00:14:37,247
I'm not embarrassed!
297
00:14:37,249 --> 00:14:39,549
Problem solved.
298
00:14:41,035 --> 00:14:43,720
No, it's not.
I'm not going in there.
299
00:14:43,722 --> 00:14:44,971
Oh, come on, honey.
300
00:14:44,973 --> 00:14:47,057
She's just sitting in there
reading a magazine.
301
00:14:47,059 --> 00:14:48,258
You can't see anything.
302
00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:50,093
I go in all the time.
303
00:14:50,095 --> 00:14:51,644
(chuckles)
304
00:14:51,646 --> 00:14:54,664
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Ha! The eagle has landed!
305
00:14:54,666 --> 00:14:56,833
(toilet flushing)
306
00:14:58,019 --> 00:15:00,737
And we have splashdown.
307
00:15:00,739 --> 00:15:02,522
(clears throat)
308
00:15:02,524 --> 00:15:05,775
Wait here, I'm gonna
go light a candle.
309
00:15:05,777 --> 00:15:09,412
And then we make
passionate love.
310
00:15:15,402 --> 00:15:17,003
There we go, last floor.
311
00:15:17,005 --> 00:15:18,755
I just can't figure
out what happened.
312
00:15:18,757 --> 00:15:21,758
I put my left leg in,
I took my left leg out,
313
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:26,129
I put my left leg in, and
something just snapped.
314
00:15:26,131 --> 00:15:28,965
The hokey pokey
is a young man's game.
315
00:15:28,967 --> 00:15:31,434
(chuckles)
I did have a great time.
316
00:15:31,436 --> 00:15:32,769
Thank you for reminding me
317
00:15:32,771 --> 00:15:35,271
it's okay to have fun
once in a while.
318
00:15:35,273 --> 00:15:36,756
You're welcome.
319
00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:38,858
And also for breaking
the head off the ice swan
320
00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:40,777
so I could hold it against
my pulled groin.
321
00:15:40,779 --> 00:15:42,479
I excel
322
00:15:42,481 --> 00:15:45,431
at spatial reasoning, and I had
a hunch that the graceful slope
323
00:15:45,433 --> 00:15:48,151
of its neck would cradle
your genitals nicely.
324
00:15:49,286 --> 00:15:52,572
Well, okay.
Again, thank you.
325
00:15:52,574 --> 00:15:55,241
And again, you're welcome.
326
00:15:56,043 --> 00:15:58,495
Want to come in?
327
00:15:58,497 --> 00:16:00,163
No, thanks.
I'm gonna head home.
328
00:16:00,165 --> 00:16:02,332
'Kay. Well, good night.
329
00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:04,968
Good night.
330
00:16:10,858 --> 00:16:13,292
Ames, hi.
How was the wedding?
331
00:16:13,294 --> 00:16:18,314
Great. Until I accidentally made
Leonard fall in love with me.
332
00:16:20,568 --> 00:16:22,485
Come in, let's talk.
333
00:16:23,521 --> 00:16:25,939
Do you want a
glass of wine?
334
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:28,408
Wine is one of the reasons
I'm in this fix.
335
00:16:28,410 --> 00:16:29,859
That and this dang pelvis.
336
00:16:32,029 --> 00:16:34,681
Okay, I'm sorry,
what exactly happened?
337
00:16:34,683 --> 00:16:36,933
The inevitable--
he was lonely and vulnerable
338
00:16:36,935 --> 00:16:38,434
from missing his girlfriend,
339
00:16:38,436 --> 00:16:39,652
while I was charming,
340
00:16:39,654 --> 00:16:41,721
supportive and,
let's face it, in this dress,
341
00:16:41,723 --> 00:16:45,358
the perfect combination
of Madonna and whore.
342
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:48,111
Oh, God,
did he make a move on you?
343
00:16:48,113 --> 00:16:49,896
No, but it's only
a matter of time.
344
00:16:49,898 --> 00:16:52,582
How could I have not
seen this coming?
345
00:16:52,584 --> 00:16:56,703
Now I'm gonna have to break
the little sad sack's heart.
346
00:16:56,705 --> 00:16:59,455
- Yeah, I'm sure he'll be okay.
- Oh, Penny,
347
00:16:59,457 --> 00:17:02,342
much as I would treasure
knowing that the two of us had
348
00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:04,010
been defiled by the same man,
349
00:17:04,012 --> 00:17:06,012
Leonard just doesn't get
my motor running.
350
00:17:09,717 --> 00:17:11,351
So, um, what are
you gonna do?
351
00:17:11,353 --> 00:17:14,270
Do you want me to talk
to Leonard, let him down easy?
352
00:17:14,272 --> 00:17:16,639
No. I'll let him have tonight.
353
00:17:16,641 --> 00:17:17,724
Then in the morning,
354
00:17:17,726 --> 00:17:19,526
I'll send him an e-mail
letting him know
355
00:17:19,528 --> 00:17:22,111
this body is never
gonna be his wonderland.
356
00:17:23,614 --> 00:17:26,766
I mean, frankly, you've got
a better shot than he does.
357
00:17:36,627 --> 00:17:37,944
Leonard.
358
00:17:37,946 --> 00:17:39,412
Check it out.
359
00:17:39,414 --> 00:17:41,614
I bought an N-gauge locomotive.
360
00:17:41,616 --> 00:17:43,716
Half the size of H-O.
361
00:17:43,718 --> 00:17:47,220
Look, it fits in my mouth.
362
00:17:47,222 --> 00:17:49,556
Sounds like you
had a <i>great</i> night.
363
00:17:49,558 --> 00:17:51,624
(muffled):
I did.
364
00:17:51,626 --> 00:17:54,561
- How was yours?
- Not bad. I had a lot more fun
365
00:17:54,563 --> 00:17:56,295
with Amy than I
thought I would.
366
00:17:56,297 --> 00:17:58,681
What exact
do you mean by that?
367
00:17:58,683 --> 00:18:00,266
Well, it turns out
she really knows
368
00:18:00,268 --> 00:18:03,019
how to help a guy loosen up
and have a good time.
369
00:18:03,021 --> 00:18:07,023
Although, truth be told, my
groin's a little worse for wear.
370
00:18:07,858 --> 00:18:10,159
Ow!
371
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,746
Why did you do that?
372
00:18:13,748 --> 00:18:17,250
To send a message:
she is not for you.
373
00:18:17,252 --> 00:18:18,651
What?
374
00:18:18,653 --> 00:18:20,003
Not for you!
375
00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:37,601
Good morning, handsome.
376
00:18:37,603 --> 00:18:40,420
Morning, Mom.
377
00:18:41,723 --> 00:18:43,607
It's me.
378
00:18:45,727 --> 00:18:49,429
Yes, it is, and you're
so pretty in the morning.
379
00:18:51,032 --> 00:18:53,100
Your mom and I
made you breakfast.
380
00:18:53,102 --> 00:18:54,485
(laughs)
Oh, wow.
381
00:18:54,487 --> 00:18:56,704
So you guys are getting along?
382
00:18:56,706 --> 00:18:58,322
Yeah, I guess.
383
00:18:58,324 --> 00:19:00,107
We're very different
people, Howard,
384
00:19:00,109 --> 00:19:02,943
so communication's
a little tricky.
385
00:19:02,945 --> 00:19:04,829
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Does he like the pancakes?!
386
00:19:04,831 --> 00:19:07,131
He didn't try them yet!
387
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:11,285
Is there any butter?
388
00:19:11,287 --> 00:19:13,304
- It's butter-flavored syrup.
- Oh.
389
00:19:13,306 --> 00:19:14,972
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
So, what's the word?!
390
00:19:14,974 --> 00:19:17,224
He wants butter!
391
00:19:18,527 --> 00:19:20,761
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
It's butter-flavored syrup!
392
00:19:20,763 --> 00:19:23,430
I just told him that!
393
00:19:28,803 --> 00:19:30,771
I don't need any butter.
394
00:19:30,773 --> 00:19:34,191
If you want butter,
I'll get you butter.
395
00:19:37,696 --> 00:19:39,613
Well, I guess
I'll cut these by myself.
396
00:19:39,615 --> 00:19:43,615
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